"I'm not fat. I'm big-boned..." - Cartman (South Park)

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Over or Under the Tummy?

This is a quick post being a Sunday and all...word of advise from FAT MAN FASHION TIPS:

Wear your pants just below your gut not over the top of it. Your belt should be below your belly not running over the top of it like they did in the old days. Your belt line should be at the point just above your ass. Think of it as your belt separates the moving part of your lower body from your upper body. That is why fatter men that wear there belt too high look so foolish. Yes, you should make an effort to lose some of that gut. But in the meanwhile, wear your belt at the proper location. By the way, for the thin men reading this, this location applies to you also. Thin men look stupid wearing their pants too high also.

Happy lazy Sunday everyone!


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