Butt Crack Trouble

I'm fat and can't avoid having fat friends, fat bosses, fat relatives and we all fall prey to buying the wrong type of pants - either too loose, too tight and never just right.

Most of the time I notice that we fat guys really wear loose pants that inadvertently slide down and we often find ourselves hiking up our pants as we walk, run and move. And there's the danger of what I call "Butt Crack Trouble" --- that's when your pants slide down while you're actually moving around in your seat, then you stand up, then bend down and pick something up while giving everyone a good view of your (our) pimpled backside.

How to avoid this:

1. Wear the right size of pants - Kinda hard to find the correct fit and size so once you buy the pants, take the time to visit your neighborhood "mananahi" (usually just Php50) and alter-to-fit your pants.
2. Wear a belt - They do have big sizes available from McJim belts in department stores.

Give everyone a break and stop "mooning" your officemates, friends, relatives and loved ones. Just a friendly reminder.